..to me! I'm 36.

And to celebrate, my new favorite joke:

Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the late afternoon sun, when a man
in a raincoat comes up to them, stands at the end of the bench, and casually opens his coat to
reveal an enormous erection.

The first little old lady takes one look at it and promptly has a stroke.

The second little old lady glances over, and she, too, has a stroke.

But the third little old lady... just... can't.... quite... reach.


love and thanks for being in my heart,
Ampersand